if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
wat the fuck are milk bags
OK CHANCES ARE THE MILK WILL BE DRANK BEFORE IT EXPIRES.
Yo, Sup Farquhar’s! Best chocolate milk ever.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL VOICE THE TIGER SHERE KHAN IN ANDY SERKIS’ JUNGLE BOOK: ORIGINS - The Sherlock star has signed on to play the tiger in Serkis’ directorial debut.
Idris Elba has also signed on to play Shere Khan in Jon Favreau’s version of The Jungle Book. Who’s voice do you think will work best for the lethal tiger? Read the full story here.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
Finally got the best friend into Tumblr
but now none of her texts make sense.
“The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.”
– Steven Furtick (via thatkindofwoman)
jen follow this one. It’s Zac Efron.
k wait, not literally him. It’s a Zac Efron based tumblr.
mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
Teaching someone how to ‘tumblr’ is like trying to get your cat to sit on demand.
Hey Jen, you learn as you go.
the cold hard truth
dude, I fucking love Mary Jane Howard.
Aw thanks <3
MARY JANE HOWARD IS SOOOOO COOL
MAN, SHE IS LIKE AWESOME. MY LAPTOP SHOULD FEEL BLESSED BECAUSE HER FINGERS HAVE DANCED ACROSS THESE KEYS LIKE A GRACEFUL SWAN.
ALSO, I ACTUALLY HATE ONE DIRECTION, ZAC EFRON, AND JOHNNY DEPP. MY LIFE IS A LIE.
BUT, ON THE PLUS SIDE, I LOVE HORSERADISH AND DRIVING BY CATTLE FARMS.
Jenna, gross. Calm down.