I'm the hero of this story

 I don't need to be saved.

the-cumberbatch-of-mirkwood:

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

wat the fuck are milk bags

OK CHANCES ARE THE MILK WILL BE DRANK BEFORE IT EXPIRES. 
Yo, Sup Farquhar’s! Best chocolate milk ever. 

filmsforthought-jm:

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL VOICE THE TIGER SHERE KHAN IN ANDY SERKIS’ JUNGLE BOOK: ORIGINS - The Sherlock star has signed on to play the tiger in Serkis’ directorial debut.
Idris Elba has also signed on to play Shere Khan in Jon Favreau’s version of The Jungle Book. Who’s voice do you think will work best for the lethal tiger? Read the full story here.

filmsforthought-jm:

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL VOICE THE TIGER SHERE KHAN IN ANDY SERKIS’ JUNGLE BOOK: ORIGINS - The Sherlock star has signed on to play the tiger in Serkis’ directorial debut.

Idris Elba has also signed on to play Shere Khan in Jon Favreau’s version of The Jungle Book. Who’s voice do you think will work best for the lethal tiger? Read the full story here.

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

jen follow this one. It’s Zac Efron.  

k wait, not literally him. It’s a Zac Efron based tumblr. 

  • me: that joke is so overused
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  • tumblr: i came out to have a good time, and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

MARY JANE HOWARD IS SOOOOO COOL

highflyinbirds:

MAN, SHE IS LIKE AWESOME. MY LAPTOP SHOULD FEEL BLESSED BECAUSE HER FINGERS HAVE DANCED ACROSS THESE KEYS LIKE A GRACEFUL SWAN.

ALSO, I ACTUALLY HATE ONE DIRECTION, ZAC EFRON, AND JOHNNY DEPP. MY LIFE IS A LIE.

BUT, ON THE PLUS SIDE, I LOVE HORSERADISH AND DRIVING BY CATTLE FARMS.

Jenna, gross. Calm down.